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Why isn’t anything ever easy?

August 21, 2008 · 2 Comments

Buying furniture – or anything that a store has and you’re willing to pay for – should be very straight-forward and simple. They have item X, you want item X. The price is fair to you and something you can afford. You purchase/order item X. You should get item X, right?

I understand that sometimes mistakes happen. Incorrect size or color. Damaged goods. Whatever…mistakes do happen, but since you, the customer are paying for these goods, the store should make it as easy as possible for you to really get what you paid for – at no extra inconvience to you.

And then there’s reality. Or maybe it’s just my reality…maybe I just have the worst luck.

At the beginning of February, I decided that I wanted to use my tax return money (plus some) to get a new dining room table and four chairs at Z Gallerie. I went to the store all excited, paid for the new set and then found out they were on backorder and wouldn’t be delivered until May. Talk about a buzz kill.

I patiently waited until they were delivered. On May 16th, I left work for two hours to wait for it. It’s funny that even with today’s cell phone technology, they still only give you a window in which you’re supposed to drop everything and just sit at your house waiting. The table and chairs came, and the delivery people set them up and left – all under what seemed like five minutes. As soon I locked the door behind them, I went over to admire our gorgeous new table. That’s when I saw a huge, deep scratch on the side of the table. I hadn’t noticed it when they set it up b/c of how the table was situated. They never asked me to look over the table to make sure it was ok – they practically ran out of my house.

I immediately called the Pittsburgh Z Gallerie to tell them about this scratch on my brand new table. The manager who I spoke with seemed very nice, understanding and willing to help me. He said he would call customer service and then get back to me – by the next day at the latest. Well, that came and went and a few days later I called Z Gallerie again and asked for Chad. He wasn’t working so I explained my situation to the person who answered the phone – only to be told that I’d need to talk to Chad since he’s a manager. I asked if she could please leave a message for him to call me. I never received a phone call back, and the previous situation repeated itself about four times.

Finally, a full month after the damaged table had been delivered, I got a helpful and empathetic sales associate on the phone. He said that he wasn’t a manager but that he’d work on it until he got an answer for me. I received a call from Z Gallerie cusomter service the next day to schedule a replacement table top delivery for the next week.

Once again, I had to “disappear” from work for two hours to accept the new table top. When they got to my house, I showed the delivery guy the scratch and he went back out to his truck to get the replacement. A few minutes later, he came back in empty handed and told me that the replacement table had a huge scratch in a totally different location. I asked him what I should do, and he recommended refusing the delivery and calling the store ASAP to get things figured out.

I did that and got a complete bit*h who claimed to be a manager at the Pittsburgh Z Gallerie. She was rude and her tone was almost accusatory towards me. Like I was behind these scratches in the tables or something! After assuring her that yes the scratches were different and that they were deep enought that they couldn’t just be sanded down, She said she’d have customer service call me again to set up a new delivery.

Then I went on vacation and missed their calls. When I returned and got a hold of customer service, I was told that the table had been discontinued and there wouldn’t be any replacement sent to me. I had two options – I could either return the table or get a $100 gift card.

I had chosen this particular table b/c it fit in my dining room and matched the chairs that I wanted and absolutely had to have. I couldn’t return it, so I took the $100 gift card to somehow compensate me for a damaged item that cost $700.

In the meantime, the new dining room table – which I do love and have situated so you can’t really see the scratch – didn’t go with our current living room furniture…so we went couch shopping. We found a gorgeous dark brown leather sectional at Macy’s. And, it would fit in our living room. (Because of the room’s set up, a sectional has to be configured with the sectional piece coming out of the right hand side, if you’re sitting on it. Or else our sliding glass door would be blocked, the basement door won’t open the entire way and the couch would face the dining room and not the TV.)

We ordered it and were once again told it was on backorder. Funny because three weeks before when we initially saw it, it had been in stock. But they said it should only take a month, so at least it wasn’t too bad.

I was so excited and had been preparing for our house’s new, great look for weeks. I bought accessories, built a shelf, figured out what I wanted to do on the walls and so far it looked awesome. We just needed the couch!

It came yesterday.

And it was configured wrong.

The delivery guys tried to call Macy’s to get them to help me – they could immediately tell the configuration was wrong and I’d be a complete idiot to order it that way. But the person they called told me to call my sales person. They said they’d wait until I talked to him, so I went upstairs to get his number. He wasn’t in, so I talked to some woman in the store who couldn’t have cared less about my situation. I went down to tell the delivery guys and they said they’d note that it was wrong and wished me luck. And, they apologized because apparently something had changed with their customer service to make it harder to them to get someone to help people on the spot.

I spent the next hour (that I had again just disappeared from work) calling Macy’s customer service numbers that I found online. I was transferred three times. ANd basically told different things with each person I spoke with. There was the 10% restocking fee I’m going to have to pay (WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!), that the configuration I need won’t be available for 90-100 days (Again, WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?) and basically I can’t do anything to remidy the situation until my salesperson gets in. Thank goodness it’s today, but if I don’t hear what I want, it’s going to get ugly.

I better have the right couch in my house in one week or less. I will not pay any restocking fees. If the right couch is not in my house in less than one week, they will come and pick up the couch that’s there and I will go to one of the MANY other fine furniture establishments in this world and give them my business.

I’m the paying customer. I should be right, right???

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I found a cleaning lady!

August 18, 2008 · 1 Comment

I’ve been without a cleaning lady for several months.  Until today! 

My boyfriend’s mother recommended this Portuguese woman and her sister, and today we had our initial house clean.  It took them seven hours to clean EVERYTHING…baseboards, walls, behind the fridge, cabinets, closets - and then the normal dusting/vacuuming/scrubbing.  The house is so clean.  Impeccably clean.  I am so happy. 

They’re going to start coming every two weeks!!!  I really feel that this is the best cleaning quality imaginable.  And, there are all of these really nice touches – the toilet paper is wrapped into a flower at the end…same think with kleenex and the towel display in the bathroom look like they belong in a hotel!

If you live in Pittsburgh, and need a good cleaning team, please let me know.

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I Need a Cleaning Lady

June 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

When we moved into our house last summer, we started using a friend’s cleaning lady. Sue came every Monday morning to dust, vacuum, clean the bathrooms and kitchen and some general straightening up. She was okay…sometimes the house would look better than others, but it was clean. And more importantly, I wasn’t the one who had to clean it.

About 3 months ago, Sue told me that she was going to be watching her grandkids full time so she wouldn’t be able to clean any more. She recommended her friend Mary to us, so we gave Mary a try.

Mary was no Sue. The toilets never looked clean, beds weren’t made, and she totally broke our vacuum. But, we didn’t want to be without a cleaning lady, so we kept giving her the benefit of the doubt.

Then it started getting ridiculous. The desk in the office had so much dust piled up that there was no way she had ever touched it. We were paying her $40/week (the same rate we had paid Sue), but I was still having to go over and clean stuff.

We didn’t know what to do. We didn’t really know Mary. Sue had been cleaning a close friend’s house, so there was built-in trust. And, Mary had a key to our house, so we needed to get it back before she could make copies and rob us blind or something.

I was still torn though…I work full time, have a puppy who demands my attention and have a life. I don’t want to come home and always have to be cleaning something or worrying about it. But it became clear that paying Mary to do nothing was just a waste of money.

I ended up telling her that I got a new job and would be home more (total lie) and if I ever needed help, I’d give her a call. She put the key through our mail slot, and that was that.

And my house is a mess. Ok, it’s not a total mess, but it’s requiring a huge amount of my time to remotely keep up with everything from the laundry to the bathrooms to the dusting and vacuuming. I’ve been so busy with everything else, I feel like I’m drowning and my life is turning into this big mess.

I’ve contacted a few maid services – and they want an exurbanite amount of money for every hour they spend at your house. Craigslist ads are not as pricey, but I don’t know these people. Yeah, they tell me they have references, but if I don’t know the referrer, what good does it really do me? (I watch a lot of crime shows…you need to be careful!)

I really believe that to have a balanced life and to be able to focus on my career, hiring help is necessary.

I miss Sue.

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